Pucking Around

“Three platonic fuck buddies and a hyperactive dog. What could possibly go wrong?”

“We’ll define happiness on our terms. But I want you both. And there is no winning here. There is no first or second place. No trophies and no choosing. I am not a prize to be won.”

“And I don’t just mean that I get to fuck you and hold you and orbit you like a satellite. I mean that you’re all fucking mine. You’re my Seattle Girl. Wear my jersey, you better be ready to wear my ring and my name, because that’s where this is going for me. Don’t fucking tease me again unless you’re all the way there too.”

“It’s not fair. He’s got all the smarts, and that weird surfer vampire vibe, and a kinky ribbed cock. How’s a guy supposed to compete with a surfing, sun-kissed Edward Cullen?”

“Don’t you fucking dare. You’re staying right here, Hurricane. We want both our boys to see you just like this.”

“You want to know where this is going. You don’t care about whatever vague visions of the future we saw for ourselves with some faceless hot wife and bratty kids. You want to know whether we see you. Whether we see this…whatever this is.”

“I want you to kiss me like you’ll die if you don’t. Kiss me, and I’ll go back in there. Kiss me, and I’ll do the scans.”

“You give me a chance, and I’ll be so damn good to you. I’ll treat you so right, baby. You’re it for me.”

“She’s strong. She doesn’t take his bullshit. And his shine doesn’t blind her the way it has other women. She can handle him, protect him, and more than match him in strength.”

“You know I love you too, right? I’m theirs. They’ve claimed me and there’s no letting go. But you’re mine. I claim you, Ilmari. No letting go.”

“But I think you might just see me for all that I hide. You’re in this, Cay. With me. With us. Be my devil. Come dance with me in the dark.”

“How can I, when you’ve already got them all locked down in the Price Pussy Palace?”

“Oh baby, just you wait. I’ve got the next ten months to slow burn the fuck out of this. Oh, shit. This is about to become my new favorite game.”

“I’m not giving up on us, Seattle. We’re inevitable.”

“For fifty points, I’m gonna rail you hard and fast. Your sweet pussy is gonna come all over my dick. And then we’re gonna walk back out to that boring party with me dripping down your thighs."

“I see you, mun leijona. They see you too. You would brave any danger for those you love. Climb any mountain, leap from any clifftop. A love like yours is wild and dangerous. You need men who will not seek to harness you or break your spirit. You need men who will protect you. Who will provide a safe space for you to love as freely as your heart will allow. We are those men.”

“Place yourself in our care, and we will never stop fighting for you. We will never stray, never waver. We will seek no exit. Love us and watch how we love you in return. One family. One unit. Unbreakable.”

“On your knees, Hurricane. Whores who like to get fucked get on their knees and beg for it.”