Pucking Wild

“All I thought about the whole ride home was how beautiful you are in that dress and how much I want to fuck you in it.”

“I want to put you first. I want to see you smile every day and know I’m the reason. I want to be your person. I want to make my home in you, and I want you to make your home in me.”

“Well, you’re fucking gorgeous, and you know it. I’d be the biggest liar in the world if I said I didn’t want you wrapped around me like naked bark on a tree.”

“You assholes have ten minutes to get this place looking spotless, and then you’re leaving. And if my girl finds even one Cheerio on the carpet later, I’ll be dragging you all over here to vacuum every inch of the floor with your mouths.”

“You’re a she-devil. My goddess. My queen. You fucking own me. Do anything, take anything. It’s yours.”

“And let’s get one thing crystal fucking clear. You don’t own me, Ryan Langley. We’ve kissed and we’ve danced, and we’ve flirted, but I am my own fucking person. I’m not beholden to you or anyone. And this shitty jealousy is a huge turn off for me. So, I suggest you pack it away if you ever want a snowball’s chance in hell of seeing me naked again.”

“I see someone who loves her friends. Someone who puts others first. Maybe I like the idea of being the one who gets to put you first. I like taking care of people, Tess. And I take excellent care of what’s mine.”

“Do you really think I would ever look sideways at another woman when I have this goddess at my feet?”

“For the record, I think she’s wrong. I googled words that mean the opposite. You may have ruined me for all other women, but you’re not a calamity, Tess. You’re a godsend. A blessing. A windfall…I had to google that one too.”

“Well, you look like you just got fucked six ways to Sunday.”

“Sweet puppy, you listen to me now. If you think you have what it takes to ride this rollercoaster, you are sorely mistaken. In your current state, you wouldn’t make it up the first hill.”

“I’m who I’m meant to be now. With them, I’m me. Jake, Caleb, and Ilmari, they’re my reason. So, I’m not walking down that aisle tonight. I’m running. I’m running to them, Tess. I’m going home.”

“I love you. I will never let him hurt you. I’m your goddess, remember? I protect what’s mine.”

“If any of you ever do that to me, I’m just setting the building on fire. You’ve been fucking warned.”

“I’m yours. There will never be anyone else. Take me.”

“You’re my dream girl. So long as you’re on this earth and breathing, I know what I want. I know what I’m working towards.”

“I know people are curious about us. But there’s no reason to be. We’re just four people living our lives. We’ve chosen to live them together. Who we are to each other, and how we live, is no one’s business but our own.”

“I know you’re just trying to be her friend right now and protect her. I know you’re scared for her. I’m fucking scared too. What she’s going through is scary. But I’m not going anywhere, okay? Fuck being friends. I am crazy about that woman, so just back the fuck off. All of you.”