Say You'll Remember Me

“Be yourself. If you’ve gotten this far, she’s probably got an idea of how you are already. And you’re not scary once someone gets to know you.”

“That there is nothing more beautiful than being a witness to someone’s life. To know them inside and out and be with them through everything, share the same memories. Memories are everything. I want that.”

“Some things are worth remembering, Samantha. No matter how much they hurt.”

“I want someone who knows all my petty vendettas and they honor them no matter how out of pocket they are.”

“My toxic trait is thinking I could change him.”

“None of this matters. None of it. It’s just stuff. You can build another clinic somewhere else, but that? What you have with her? That is not easy to find. The universe doesn’t just hand out true love. And I know that’s what this is because I see you’re willing to kill yourself over it. So if you have that, if you’re one of the lucky ones, why in God’s green earth would you give it up?”

"You’re obsessed with me, Xavier.”

“This song is going to be my villain origin story.”

“Being without you is the hardest thing I’ve ever done, and I’m sorry I put you through it. I should have ended up here sooner, but I had to come to it on my own.”

“People are inherently assholes.”

“I know. I’ve always loved you. I think I couldn’t forget you because I remember you from a different lifetime. And I loved you then too.”

“Long enough to hear you’ve got a penis flying in from Minnesota—”

“I never get why white men are grumpy. Like, we’re living in a patriarchy. You’re the most privileged class on the face of the earth. You’re not walking to your car with your keys through your fingers like wolverine and you’ve got bodily autonomy, why the bad mood?”

“I want to wake up every day and be alone in a room with you. I want to witness your life and have you witness mine. I want a parallel line and the fantasy world we talked about to be real. I want us to make memories.”

“I think you can tell a lot about someone by how animals react to them.”

“You can tell a lot about someone by how they treat their pets.”

“I would trade everything for one more day with my wife. Everything. If you love that girl even half as much as I loved my Claire, you will pack your bags and leave yesterday.”

“Because if you were my wife you would be my world. Everything starts with you and ends with you. Anything else is just the stuff that happens in the middle.”

“I’m a social media manager for a mustard brand,” I said. “Murkle’s Mustard. Basically they pay me to abuse their customers.”

“You know, fun? That thing that makes you laugh and have a good time? Typically removing balls is not involved.”